Monday, May 7, 2012


There is another option. Use Wi-Fi, but protect from it. There are all sorts of scientifically-designed products.

How about a spray?
"Made from moonlight, cyclamen essence in vitalised water, this spray is for those who are negatively affected by electro magnetic frequencies (EMFs)."
This Shinju Binchotan Radiation-Shielding Bracelet  will also keep back the potentially harmful stuff:

Need more coverage? How about a silver lined tank top?

Tank Top
"This silver-plated, stretchable, washable nylon mesh is electrically conductive. It provides EMF radiation protection by reflection. Fabric provides up to 35dB of shielding at 100 MHz. Made in USA. Surround what you want to protect!"
Which may extend to boxer shorts. Good RF shielding with cotton and Silver fabric. Elastic waist band. Fly front with 1 button. 


or gloves...

Shielded Gloves

I'm sure it's all very effective.

Like  Nasreddin keeping tigers away.

One of the neighbours found Nasreddin scattering crumbs all around his house.
"Why are you doing that?" he asked.
"I'm keeping the tigers away," replied Nasreddin.
"But there aren't any tigers around here," said the neighbour.
"That's right," said Nasreddin. "You see how well it works?"

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